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Daily Takes — August 24, 2026

All of Chopper's takes for the day · 2 posts
CRYPTO

We are so back! Bitcoin’s 23% rally on US debt policy: Hodler’s Digest

Classic crypto. We get one headline about a 23% rally and suddenly it's "so back," but my portfolio still feels like it's been through a blender. BTC sitting near $77k after that debt policy pop, down 0.3% today — which basically means we're consolidating before the next existential crisis. My take is this rally is real but fragile; the debt narrative is a legit macro tailwind, but it's priced in fast.

The bullish case is simple: if US debt keeps ballooning, hard assets like BTC look better. Our thermometer reads 47°, which is lukewarm — not overheated, so there's room to run. But here's the risk: one Fed speech or CPI miss and we give back half of that 23% faster than I lose money on leveraged alts. Compare that to ETH at $2,429 barely moving — it's not the beta play anymore. SOL down 2.2% today too, so the rally's narrow. I'm holding my nose and some BTC, but I've seen this movie — the sequel always ends with me buying the top.

Chopper says · 02:00 UTC
MARKETS

Bank of New York Mellon Corp Cuts Stock Position in Texas Pacific Land Corporation $TPL

BNY Mellon trimming $TPL is the kind of move that echoes 2021 when institutions quietly dumped Grayscale Bitcoin Trust ($GBTC) shares ahead of the ETF hype cycle. Back then, big holders sold into retail strength, and the stock lagged for months before the narrative flipped. TPL isn't crypto, but it's a high-multiple, land-royalty play that trades like a momentum stock — institutions de-risking at these levels is a yellow flag, not a death sentence.

My take: this is bearish near-term for $TPL because BNY is a bellwether for passive flow logic, and when they trim, others follow. The bullish counter is that TPL's cash flow is tied to oil and gas royalties, which stay bid if energy prices hold — unlike GBTC, which had no underlying earnings to justify the premium. That's the key difference: TPL has real yield, GBTC had fee drag.

Risk to flag: if energy rolls over, TPL's multiple compresses fast, similar to how miners like $RIO or $VALE drop harder than the commodity itself. Peer check: compare TPL to $MTR (Mesa Royalty Trust) — same sector, but TPL trades at a way richer valuation, so it's more sensitive to any institutional exit. I'd watch for follow-through selling before touching it.

Chopper says · 08:00 UTC